February 2012
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step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
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patheticturnip:
antiquecircuselephant:
patheticturnip:
Facebook chat is seriously lagging so much…
How am I supposed to communicate with my friends now?
SARAH SARAH TUMBLAH FRIIIENDSHHHIIPPP C:
Aww yeee :3
Shhhh we can just have secret speakings. And by secret I mean for the whole of tumblr to see.
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patheticturnip:
Facebook chat is seriously lagging so much…
How am I supposed to communicate with my friends now?
SARAH SARAH TUMBLAH FRIIIENDSHHHIIPPP C:
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Rosie: omg sarah imagine if you married a cynical internet nerd
Rosie: you could talk about your cynical love for each other over facebook chat
Grace: "i don't believe in love but you're hot so whatevs"
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PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
ERASER: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
random blogger reading this: what
me: OTP
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me: I can't draw a straight line
friends: HA
HA HA
OH MY GOD
THE IRONY
GEDDIT?
GEDDIT?
BECAUSE YOU AREN'T STRAIGHT
lololololololol
HARRIET I SEE YOU CREEPING
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friend: someone told me you look like an owl
me: who?
the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.
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